- me: i'm like, really really hungry
- *walks to kitchen*
- me: too many choices
- me: so many choices
- me: ugh choices
- me: making something would take too much effort
- me: fuck eating.
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This is like the saddest Wikipedia page ever →
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hahaha, very funny
- me: i want you ;]
- him: you can have me ;] fly over here
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You seem quite shy, but you’re oh so cute
And I’m the kind of girl that would love to be yours if you asked me to
So just take a chance, try to hold my hand
I swear I’d never let go
Just let me know if you’d be my man
I really want to come out and tell you
Oh darling, I love you so
If you’d ask me for my heart, there’s no way that I’ll say no
Oh darling, just take a chance please
So we can stay together till hell starts freeze
And I wanna know would you treat me well
Would you treat me like a queen
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<3 it’s true!
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- *cute boy walks past*
- me: no wait come back i love you
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yolo
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